If The Trend Continues, I Will Live Forever

Since I have been alive, I have not died a single day. This trend has been steady since I was born, and I don't see evidence that it should change.

I have overcome every single illness I've had, proving I will overcome all future illnesses.

I once thought I was going to die, but didn't, proving I will never die.


This post was inspired by the following Peak Shale Oil Denial article:


https://www.forbes.com/sites/michaellynch/2024/12/03/shale-oil-is-more-likely-to-boom-than-peak/


The real trend is that there is ever less oil in the ground.

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